FTP: 10 most stupid questions

one of my best reads - 10 most stupid questions' people usually ask in
obvious situations :

1. At the movies: When you meet
acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over
here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed
high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local
anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala"
dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated
cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt
meets you after years
Stupid Question:-
Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk
yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive
lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu
tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was
sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.


8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a
piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!